Fancy a Cup of Tea? (England 2009)
SALISBURY We had an early cross-country train ride from Scotland ahead of us, our first stop: London, England. Somewhere along that long ride, Dad decided it was the perfect time to unload our Scotland photos and videos onto his computer. Big mistake. He managed to save a few, and then—poof—the computer ate the rest. A tragic loss. I buried my grief in my travel journal while Sal sulked. At one stop, Dad got up to use the toilet, and when he returned, a young woman had slid into his seat. “Did I pinch your seat, love?” she asked sweetly. Dad looked around, puzzled, and muttered, “I don’t think so,” taking her question literally. He smiled before awkwardly sitting beside her. Eventually, we rolled into London, where chaos awaited in the form of the Underground. Whoever designed that system clearly had a grudge against tourists. One wrong hop and you’re stranded. Add in the hypnotic chant of “Mind the Gap” echoing at every station, and it felt like some sort of claustr...